LIVEWIRE 21

Episode 21

February 24th, 2021

The Citadel in Toronto, Ontario

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“Something Good” by The Damned Things kicked up and we got the opening video package for Livewire that cycled through various action shots until we reached the final shot of Kasey Kash seated in an abandoned warehouse with the Livewire Championship in his lap. The jib camera scanned the audience before the shot faded to ringside with May O’Neil and Vince Valerie.

O’NEIL: Welcome wrestling fans to Episode 21 of OATH Pro Wrestling Livewire! I am May O’Neil alongside a man who calls all sparkling wine champagne, “The Dandy Braggart” Vince Valerie!

VALERIE: Forgive me for seeing elegance in everything.

O’NEIL: Do you see elegance in our card tonight because I sure do. We have five masso matches for you wrestling fans tonight. We’re going to see the jill of all trades Cassidy Kane take on The Murk Squad’s Switchblxde with Bert Cocaine in his corner. How do you think Kane does against the former Tag Team Champion?

VALERIE: I think that Ms. Valerie needs to watch her back. Bert Cocaine lingering at ringside always adds an added threat. But if we are discussing added threats then we need to talk about All Eyez On Us against The Dominion with Jason Tyrell.

O’NEIL: Two exciting new tag teams that are coming off of victories last week. The Tag Team Division in OATH is stacked with a slew of bad ass teams. I can’t wait to see who takes that next step toward the titles. But I think if we are talking about next steps then that leads perfectly into another match, when “Fallen Saint” AJ Jenkynx takes on self-proclaimed The King Of Pro Wrestling Maverick.

VALERIE: We have seen those two compete against one another before but this time it seems different. Mr. Jenkynx is dead set on earning another opportunity at the Livewire Title but Maverick is an extremely capable competitor. Whomever wins that match could be well on their way to a Livewire Title opportunity.

O’NEIL: But who would they face? The title is on the line in our main event when the Dead To Rights Sponsored Brick Shithouse Liz Karlson takes on the most dominant Livewire Champion we’ve ever had, The Murk Squad’s Resident Asshole, Kasey Kash.

VALERIE: It is a very important week for Mr. Kash. He has what I expect will be a very difficult challenge to overcome tonight in Ms. Karlson but then he has to get on a plane and fly to Isla Desconocida to challenge El Diablo Blanco for the Tabula Rasa Championship.

O’NEIL: There are so many variables in play tonight. This card has all of the makings for a landmark episode and it will start with the return to OATH of The Canadian Wildcat Jenna Sharpe when she takes on Annie “Napalm” Lapalm. Without further adieu, ramblers… let’s get ramblin’.

SINGLES MATCH

Jenna Sharpe vs. Annie Lapalm

The opening contest of Livewire 21 had the fans buzzing as “The Canadian Wildcat” Jenna Sharpe made her return to The Citadel. Annie “Napalm” Lapalm was already in the ring as Jenna made her way to the ring so that told you everything you needed to know about how this was going to go.

O’NEIL: In speaking to Jenna last week I feel like she is pure focus now. She has made it known that she wants to rise through the ranks and challenge for the Intrepid Championship.

VALERIE: That would be the perfect avenue for Ms. Sharpe to travel. She is a skilled submission wrestler and those skills are perfect for the Intrepid Title division.

O’NEIL: Does it have it’s own division?

VALERIE: I would think that more technical wrestlers gravitate towards that title, yes.

Jenna dominated early, throwing Napalm all over the place with a variety of suplex. First she put Napalm on the canvas with a snap suplex but the feisty French-Canadian was right back up only to walk into a butterfly suplex from The Wildcat. Jenna covered. 1..2!

Napalm tried to rally back but Jenna took her off her feet with a discus clothesline. Napalm popped right back up again but she was walking on shaky legs when Jenna put her down with a side Russian legsweep. Jenna quickly transitioned into the Boo, Who Cares (Fujiwara armbar)!

O’NEIL: It looks like Napalm’s night is going to end early! That deadly Boo, Who Cares is locked in tight!

VALERIE: I love the name of that move. Whomever came up with it is clearly a genius.

The former Tabula Rasa Champion had the hold locked in tight and it was all that Annie could do to get her feet to the ropes. Jenna seemed more annoyed than anything. She let Annie get up but as soon as Napalm was vertical Jenna nailed her with the Stand and Deliver combination (Atomic drop followed by basement dropkick)! Jenna covered once more. 1..2..!

It was pretty obvious that Napalm was out of her depth but that didn’t stop her from trying to get after Jenna, one final attempt at turning this match around. Annie rushed Jenna but got caught with an STO from The Wildcat. Jenna transitioned into the Devil’s Trap (Last Chancery) and Annie had nowhere to go. She tapped out.

CRYBABY: Here is your winner, “The Canadian Wildcat” Jenna Sharpe

“Missile” by Dorothy played as Jenna got her hand raised. Her countrymen cheered for her and Jenna seemed genuinely happy to be back in front of the rabid OATH fans. Jenna moved toward the camera with her index finger held up. “That’s one.” she said before powdering out of the ring.

We entered on a shot of Liz Karlson. She was sitting on a throne made of full boxes of Witch’s Brew. On her head was a crown of crushed Witch’s Brew cans. It was fucking impressive.

KARLSON: So, here we are. Kasey Kash. Liz Karlson. Livewire Championship.

Karlson opened the arm of the chair, collecting a can of Witch’s Brew. She cracked it, and took a sip.

KARLSON: You know what I like about this beer, Kash? It’s refined. I don’t support causes I don’t actually believe in. I’m no cheap whore Twitter influencer that a guy like you likes to get his dick wet in, I won’t advertise that which I don’t give a fuck about. I picked DTR because I liked them, I could’ve gotten money from a million bigger beer companies, but I didn’t want that.

Karlson smiled.

KARLSON: Which is exactly why I picked that belt of yours to go after, isn’t it? I grabbed that shit like it was mine, almost made it damn near out of the arena because you were too busy nearly losing to some pompous fucker to see where the strap was going. You and your...Murk Squad, or whatever the fuck you’re called, can call yourselves top dogs, but possession is 9/10ths of the fuckin’ law, and I had that belt long enough to get my germs all over it.

When I smoked you with it? It was just proving a fuckin’ point.

She took another sip from her can of beer.

KARLSON: Now, I’d like to say this has been a long time coming, especially facing off against such a prolific Livewire Champion like yourself, Kash, but it hasn’t. The truth is, a few weeks ago I was a bit of a fuckin’ loser on this brand. Beat enhancement, and then got my ass beat for weeks on end, ‘til I managed to turn that shit around with a tag victory, beating Cassidy, and now, here we are. I didn’t have to jump through any hoops, didn’t have to win fifty matches, I just called my shot when I saw fit, and you-and the office-jumped on it.

I called the shot. Not you.

Because I’ve already been running this shit. I’ve already been taking this clean as I fuckin’ can. DTR may fill my pockets with cash, but these wins are fuelin’ my ego somethin’ fierce, and just imagine the wins and the ego when I take the belt off a fuckin’ inked-up stringbean like yourself, replace you on all the posters, and become the Queen Shit that I already know I am. I mean, look at me right now! Look at this throne! Look at this fucking crown! I’m pretty close to Queen of the World, and they say to dress for the part you desire-so I’m dressin’ for it!

This is my opportunity, and I’m taking it, Full Fucking Force. I’ve been starved for gold for far too long, and I know better than to shoot a gift horse in the mouth when it comes moseying on my fucking way. You’re the horse, though, brother, and I’m gonna treat you with as much respect as I can, before stealing all you’re fuckin’ worth.

And then?

Liz tapped her crown, smiling.

KARLSON: Once I’ve won that Livewire Championship off you? Sent you to the Glue Factory? I’m gonna have DTR make a beer with my name on it, my title on it. Livewired Sour Ale. But until I get that, I’ll definitely make due with a Witch’s Brew, The 6% IPA that Haunts You, much like this title match will for the rest of your days.

She sneered into the camera.

KARLSON: Because once I’m standing tall, Kash, you’ll have no one to blame for that loss but yourself. Enjoy your last few moments with your title, baby. I’ll be pullin’ up to you soon!

Liz waved as we cut to black…

SINGLES MATCH

Cassidy Kane vs. Switchblxde w/ Bert Cocaine

The next match saw the bright and cheery Cassidy Kane look to get another notch in the win column but unfortunately for her she had to face The Murk Squad’s Switchblxde. Bert Cocaine approached the camera and could be heard saying, “We’re gonna make this quick because I’ve got some Chicken Tikka Masala that’s gonna be here in like ten minutes.” Cocaine winked at the camera as Switch entered the ring.

O’NEIL: Always nice to see that Bert has his priorities in mind.

VALERIE: A man needs to eat.

As soon as the bell rang Cassidy cautiously tried to shoot on Switch but got taken down with a Lou Thesz Press and smashed Cassidy with a smorgasbord of wild punches, forearms, and headbutts. Cassidy tried to crawl away but Switch hit her with a sliding dropkick that sent her to the outside.

Switch was quickly out of the ring and he wrapped Cassidy up in the ring skirt. Having essentially been jersey’d, Cassidy was at Switch’s mercy and it was clear that he had none. Switch continued to smash Cassidy with wild punches and when she was seemingly beaten down to a considerable degree, he freed her.

VALERIE: He let her go! What a kind soul Mr. Blade is.

O’NEIL: Yeah I wouldn’t go that far.

The Scum God had come to fuck shit up tonight and he did just that by laying Cassidy out of the floor with a spinning suplex. Cassidy landed with a thud but Switch gathered her back up again quite quickly but then took her over with a disgusting wheelbarrow suplex that saw the back of Cassidy’s head collide with the steel steps.

VALERIE: Oh Miss Mary! Ms. Kane’s head just walloped off of those steel steps!

The camera closed in and we could see that Cassidy was bleeding. Bert approached her and offered her a Band Aid but Cassidy shoved him away. She grabbed at the back of her head and saw the blood, which clearly horrified her. Switch jumped, pushed off the apron, and took her down to the floor with the Sharpnado DDT.

Cassidy was seeing stars when Switch rolled her into the ring. Switch casually walked up the ring steps as Bert pointed to his wrist, indicating that they needed to wrap this up. Switch laughed and when Cassidy was up to her feet Switch blindsided her with The Nosejob (Double Knee Facebreaker). Cassidy was out and Switch covered, sticking his tongue out in full view of the camera. 1..2..3!

CRYBABY: Here is your winner, “The Scum God” Switchblxde!

"Mercury" By Ghostemane kicked up and Bert was already halfway up the ramp to meet his food courier. Switch got his hand raised and trainers jogged down the ramp to treat the wound on the back of Cassidy’s head.

As the scene faded in we could see two people watching a screen, a screen that’s playing the Tag Title match from Brutalism between Sweet Treats and Super Kawaii Thunder Liger Squadron.

“Hypa Hypa" by Eskimo Callboy blared over the PA system and the lights around the stage strobed pink and blue alternating colors to the beat. A few seconds later, out ran Kallie Reznik and Alex Andrews.

? ? ?: What kind of team comes out to this hot garbage as a theme?

The camera panned to show the two people watching and we could see who’s sitting there… Just That Motherfucker, J.T.M. and his best friend, Chance Williams.

WILLIAMS: Not a fuckin’ good team. That’s for sure.

CRYBABY: Introducing second, at a combined weight of 345lbs., being accompanied to the ring by Volta, they are the OATH Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champions, the team of Minoru Tanahashi and Super Tiger, the Super Kawaii Thunder Liger Squadron!

J.T.M.: What a stupid fuckin’ name. Seriously. What kind of weeaboo bullshit is that?

WILLIAMS: Seriously. Like are they just TRYING to sound like they belong in some basement dwelling nerds anime collection?

The match continued and we saw cuts of the match playing on the screen. It would intermittently cut back to J.T.M. and Chance laughing at the match. Even after close fall after close fall we could see them not even paying attention to the match. J.T.M. was actually on his phone, going through his Tinder matches. Eventually the match reached the ending sequence…

Minoru was down and Super Tiger was left all alone with Sweet Treats. Alex hit Super Tiger with the Broken Wings (Backstabber) that sent her right into the Threads Of The Morai (Eclipse) -- The Skittle Scramble! Tiger’s eyes were closed, she was prone on the canvas, and Alex made the cover. Kallie stood guard and the crowd counted along -- 1..2..3!

The camera cuts to All Eyez On Us… who were sleeping in their chairs.

Ding, Ding, Ding!

CRYBABY: Here are your winners and NEW OATH Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Alex Andrews & Kallie Reznik, The Sweet Treats!

When Crybaby announced the winner, Chance shot up and looked around. J.T.M. was just passed out next to him, Chance shook his shoulder.

WILLIAMS: Yo! J! Wake the fuck up, homie! The boring ass match is over!

J.T.M.: I’M UP! I’M AWAKE! What happened?

WILLIAMS: The team with the dumbass theme beat the Super Anime Weeaboo Thunder Tiger Squad Group People… or whatever they’re called.

J.T.M.: Ohhhhhhh, you mean the “Subaru Kawasaki Tokyo CyberPunk 2077 Squad”?

WILLIAMS: The “Suzuki Kobashi Tensai Squadron Group of People”, yes.

J.T.M.: They got beat by Kelly Redneck and Alexandra Andy?!? Fuck me good thing we decided to come into the tag scene here, they need a proper set of champs.

WILLIAMS: A team that can actually work as a cohesive unit. We’re boys, J. Boys for life.

BZZT... BZZT...

WILLIAMS: Fuck, that’s Tyler. Gimme a minute, it’s probably ‘bout our next opponents.

Williams took the call and walked out of the frame, J.T.M. just looked at his phone, swiping right on every girl (no fatties tho). Don’t matter if it’s an e-girl, a catholic girl, they could all get it. The scene cut to three minutes later where Williams came back in with a massive grin on his face.

WILLIAMS: You’ll never believe who we got.

J.T.M.: Who?

WILLIAMS: Alex Pierce and his bitch Gabriel Marik.

J.T.M.: Why the fuck is that dudes name so close to being “Mario”. Deadass, bruh.

WILLIAMS: Alex Pierce tho, we got a BEATING that’s been waiting for him, after the shit he pulled in Tyler’s match against Kase on us, he boutta get this WORK, my guy.

J.T.M.: Alex boutta get his hairline smacked back a couple more inches. Dudes been around how long in oath and he hasn’t held a single fuckin’ title?

WILLIAMS: Dude couldn’t hack it as a singles guy so he had to bring in his backup. Dudes a straight up failure, he boutta hold this L.

J.T.M.: Dudes got an obsession against us, bruh. Like he straight up went after us even after we did fuck all in his match against Tyler, like we did fuckin nothing but dude was so salty that he lost… AGAIN… that he had to take us out. Fuck it’s bout time we got revenge on this fuckin’ dude. And ending this tag run of his before it can even get started seems like a great place to start.

WILLIAMS: Fuckin’ aye… because our team name… it ain’t just a name to us.

Williams and J.T.M. stared at the camera, which flickered, now showing them standing there in their purge masks and black combat gear.

J.T.M.: It’s a muthafuckin mission statement.

WILLIAMS: And Alex Pierce, you finna find that shit out REAL soon.

TAG TEAM MATCH

All Eyez On Us vs. The Dominion w/ Jason Tyrell

All Eyez On Us jumped The Dominion before the bell. The two teams brawled around ringside for a spell until Gabriel Marik slammed J.T.M. into the guard rail and then sent him into the front row with a belly to back suplex.

VALERIE: It appears that AEOU wants to make a statement this evening.

O’NEIL: What gave it away?

Marik and Pierce flung Chance Williams into the ring and the referee called for the bell, seeing J.T.M. climbing over the barricade. Marik and Pierce hit Williams with a wheelbarrow facebuster/cutter combination and Marik covered. 1..2! J.T.M. flew into the ring to break up the fall.

J.T.M. caught Marik with a dropkick that sent him into a corner and followed that up with a running knee lift. Pierce grabbed J.T.M. from behind and attempted a back suplex but J.T.M. back flipped, landed on his feet, and AEOU pit Pierce down with a double hip toss that they followed up with double back handspring into a double dropkick to Pierce’s face. Williams covered. 1..2..! Pierce kicked out.

O’NEIL: What an incredible combination from AEOU!

VALERIE: These two are so exciting. It must be only a matter of time before they challenge for the Tag Team Championship.

O’NEIL: A win tonight would get them further along that path.

Both members of AEOU went after Marik now in the corner but Marik caught Williams with a bicycle kick and then dumped J.T.M. over the top rope with a capture suplex! J.T.M. landed with a hard thud that earned some applause from Jason Tyrell.

Marik mounted Williams and just drilled him with a series of hard shots. Tyrell clapped furiously, loving what he was seeing. Pierce sat himself on the top rope as Marik lifted Williams up. Marik handed Williams off and then Pierce brought Williams crashing to the mat with an aided superbomb!

VALERIE: I am genuinely shocked that Chance Williams was not driven right through the ring with that move. Oh Miss Mary!

The Marauder went to cover but Tyrell warned him about J.T.M. getting back to his feet. Pierce was on it, he slipped through the ropes and went to engage J.T.M but got blasted in the face with a steel chair that J.T.M. had been hiding behind his back.

O’NEIL: J.T.M. with the equalizer! That shot echoed throughout The Citadel!

Seeing what had happened to his partner, Marik went out to the floor and went for a bicycle kick but J.T.M. smashed the chair over his head too! Marik was staggered and Williams came through the ropes with a suicide dive that drove Marik hard into the barricade.

As a unit AEOU dumped Marik into the front row and set their sights on Pierce! Williams vaulted over the barricade and J.T.M. lifted Pierce up with a flapjack. Pierce came crashing down onto the barricade sternum first via AEOU’s This Ain’t A Scene (3D)!

VALERIE: Oh Miss Mary! This Ain’t A Scene right over the barricade!

O’NEIL: AEOU are doing whatever they need to do to pick up the victory here tonight. The Dominion may not have been prepared for this level of aggression from the boys.

Pierce rolled on the outside in agony as J.T.M. went into the crowd to take care of Marik with Williams. Marik was up to his feet but AEOU just started battering him in the crowd. J.T.M. armed himself with another chair but Pierce came from behind and stripped him of it. Pierce grabbed J/T.M and brought him down onto some vacated chairs with Backdraft (High Angle Belly-To-Back Suplex)!

O’NEIL: This has been non stop action from the jump!

It was The Dominion’s turn to put a hurting on Williams but in a wise move Williams had put some distance between himself and his opponents. Pierce and Marik stalked Williams but he was nearly through the crowd entrance tunnel. Tyrell followed from a distance, passing by J.T.M. who was laid out on a pile of bent chairs.

We were through the tunnel now but Williams was nowhere to be seen! Marik and Pierce looked around for him as a slew of fans cheered them on while being held back by security. Marik and Pierce couldn’t find Williams until he came crashing down on them from the top of an OATHShop stand! Williams took both members of The Dominion down with a flying cross body and Jason Tyrell was losing his mind.

O’NEIL: Chance Williams puts it all on the line! What a dive from this young competitor!

VALERIE: My goodness! They don’t even care about winning at this point!

The Dominion’s manager moved out of the way because J.T.M. had come through the tunnel. It looked like Tyrell was considering getting involved but thought better of it. J.T.M approached both members of tTHe Dominion but focussed on Pierce. He gestured for Pierce to get up and when Pierce obliged, J.T.M. unleash a superkick! But Pierce caught his boot and pulled him into Hiken (Rainmaker).

Williams moved to help his partner but Marik kicked out his leg and then blasted him with Dawn of the Dead (Boma Ye)! With both members of AEUO down, Tyrell started directing traffic. Pierce lay J.T.M. on the OATHShop table and Marik fed Williams to him. Pierce hoisted Williams up and brought him crashing down with an assisted powerbomb onto J.T.M., putting both of them through the table! The bell could be heard ringing in the arena, the referee had thrown this match out.

CRYBABY: Wrestling fans the referee has declared this match a no contest!

Tyrell didn’t look pleased but also not angry. He commended his charges and led them away from the carnage that they had created. The camera closed in on AEOU laying in a heap amid OATH merchandise.

In a random hallway within The Citadel we saw “The King Of Pro Wrestling” Maverick warming up for his upcoming match against “Fallen Saint” AJ Jenkynx. The shot pulled out as OATH Interviewer Audrey Abrams entered the frame.

ABRAMS: Maverick! Your career in OATH has been middling at best thus far. Do you think that your match with AJ Jenknyx tonight could be a--

Before Abrams could finish RC Lightlooker walked into frame with his heavy Buck Boon just a few paces behind him. Maverick cocked an eyebrow, he likely didn’t even know who Lightlooker was.

LIGHTLOOKER: Beat it toots. The Best Bout Machine ain’t got NO TIME to answer your shit questions. Ain’t that right Mavy Baby?

Abrams was shoved out of frame by Lightlooker. Maverick did not look pleased. Not that he gave a shit about Abrams, but he was just generally annoyed.

LIGHTLOOKER: You don’t need to say a damn thing my main man. I know how you’re feelin’. You’re feelin’ lost. You’re feelin’ like you need a spark to really get ya goin’ in OATH. Amirite big dog?

Maverick was either considering smacking Lightlooker in the mouth or just walking away but he didn’t get the opportunity to speak because Lightlooker just kept talking.

LIGHTLOOKER: I get it. I FEEL it my man. You’ve got this match against Janky. I tried to reach out to that smooth brain but he wasn’t receptive. But his loss is your gain Mavvy Baby. See you don’t need a spark. You need some LIGHT! And you are in luck because THERE IS A LIGHT and you’re lookin’ at him.

A beat.

LIGHTLOOKER: Just mull it over baby. Think about it long and hard. I’m gonna be out there for your match tonight. I’m gonna be watching closely so go out there and GET YOU SOME. I know you will.

Lightlooker gave Maverick a hard pat on the back followed by some finger guns and then walked out of frame. Boon remained, staring at Maverick.

BOON: Cool sunglasses.

Howitzer gave Maverick a nod and walked out of frame, leaving the KOPW with a lot to think about.

SINGLES MATCH

AJ Jenkynx vs. Maverick

True to his word, RC Lightlooker came out to the ring with Boon in tow. Lightlooker took a seat at the commentary table while Boon stood sentry. O’Neil sighed in response but Valerie was overjoyed to have The Carny of Carnies on commentary.

LIGHTLOOKER: Time for this damn show to get entertaining! You’re happy to have me here. Y’all don’t have to say it.

Both competitors came out and Jenkynx had all of the support from the fans in The Citadel. In typical Maverick fashion, he didn’t give a shit in the least. The bell rang and Jenkynx rushed the KOPW but was met with a palm strike that rocked him.

Jenkynx was clearly rattled and that opened him up to get hit with a high speed spinning back kick from Mav. The KOPW took off for the ropes, hit a springboard and caught Jenkynx with a huge springboard knee strike. Jenkynx was dropped and Mav made the first cover of the contest. 1..!

LIGHTLOOKER: Get Oscar Barlow down here! This ref is DELIBERATELY slow counting the King.

O’NEIL: That seemed like a proper count to me.

LIGHTLOOKER: THen you are BLIND!

Mav clearly thought that would have been enough to put Jenkynx away. Shows you how little he thinks of his opponent. Mav got up and took off for the ropes again. On his return Jenkynx popped up and caught Mav right in the chin with a big boot. Jenkynx covered now. 1..! Not quite effective enough.

The KOPW seemed genuinely shocked that Jenkynx had that level of force behind that boot. Mav looked for a safe haven in the corner but Jenkynx was on him, drilling him with a series of vicious boxing punches. “Who’s the bitch now?” Jenkynx screamed as he tried to crush Mav’s insides with each blow.

O’NEIL: AJ Jenkynx is sick of the comments that Maverick has made towards him. He wants to shut The Best Bout Machine up for good.

VALERIE: No one likes to hear about their own faults.

LIGHTLOOKER: See O’Neil? Lil Vince gets it! MAverick has been right about everything he’s said about this GREEN HORN!

The Citadel was behind Jenkynx as he led Mav out of the corner and hoisted him over his shoulder. Jenkynx pointed out to the crowd and they popped for him acknowledging them. Jenkynx took two steps and went for a running powerslam but Mav slipped off of his shoulder, popped up and caught Jenkynx with a dropkick to the base of the skull and it sent Jenkynx head long into a corner.

The Fallen Saint caught himself but that shot to the back of his neck clearly did some damage. The shot closed in to show Jenknyx look over his shoulder slowly with murderous intent in his eyes. Jenkynx shot out of the corner but Mav used his speed advantage to leap up and hit him with Relapse (Headscissors Driver)! The fans were bummed and Mav covered, laughing. 1..2..!

LIGHTLOOKER: I’m gonna speak to this jabroni ref when this match is over! He needs to take a class at my school!

O’NEIL: Is your school still open?

LIGHTLOOKER: We’re on hiatus!

Maverick could not believe it. Jenkynx was not supposed to be this resilience. Frustrated now, Maverick peeled Jenkynx off of the mat and shot him into the ropes. On Jenkynx’s return, Maverick showed off his athleticism as he leap frogged over the Fallen Saint. Jenkynx hit the opposing ropes with incredible speed, came back and nearly cut Maverick in half with a SPEAR! Maverick was folded up like used cardboard and Jenkynx stacked him up with a pin. 1..2..!

“FALL-EN SAINT! FALL-EN SAINT! FALL-EN SAINT!”

It must have been music to Jenkynx’s ears to have earned the unbridled support of The Citadel. He did his signature wing hand gestured and measured Maverick. Mav stumbled up to his feet, mouth agape, and Jenkynx looked to fire off a CHIDORI (Superman Punch) but Mav side stepped him and then cracked Jenknyx with Assassin's Blade (Jumping Thrust Kick) to the side of the head! The Citadel instantly went quiet as Jenkynx dropped to the mat. Mav gave the fans a mocking “Fall-en Taint!” as he dropped into a cover. 1..!

O’NEIL: Jenkynx kicked out at one!

VALERIE: What in the world…

LIGHTLOOKER: This goddamn zebra better watch his back in the shower!

O’NEIL: What?

VALERIE: Yeah what?

LIGHTLOOKER: He’s a dead man!

Maverick basically crab walked away in disbelief. Not only did Jenknyx kick out but he kicked out at a one count. Jenkynx was starting to get up, albeit with some difficulty and Mav slipped out of the ring. The KOPW collected not one but two STEEL CHAIRS from the timekeepers area and lobbed one of them into the ring.

Armed with a steel chair, Mav entered the ring and once he was through the ropes he stalked Jenkyx. The fans did their best to collectively warn Jenkynx. When The Fallen Saint turned to face Mav, the latter was charging with a chair held high. Jenkynx was quick enough to unleash a superkick that dropped Mav! Jenkynx quickly gathered the KOPW up and drilled him into the mat with a Falcon Arrow! Jenkynx covered and The Citadel counted along with the referee. 1..2..!

O’NEIL: AJ Jenkynx nearly put Maverick away!

VALERIE: The Fallen Saint is on the precipice of the biggest victory of his career!

LIGHTLOOKER: What in the blue HELL is going on?

It was Jenkynx who was wearing a shocked expression now. He wanted so badly to put Mav away for all of the disrespect that Mav had shown him. Jenkynx decided to get creative with the steel chairs. He set both of them up facing one another and then collected Mav.

Maverick tried to fight back but Jenkynx hit him with a series of quick boxing jabs to the midsection. Jenkynx lifted Maverick up and sat him on the top rope. Jenknyx climbed up to the top with him but Maverick raked his eyes! Jenkynx dropped down to the canvas and Maverick leaped off the top rope and came down on Jenkynx with Blood Dragon (Mushroom Stomp) through the seats of the two set up chairs. Mav fell into a cover and The Citadel was quiet. 1..2..3! CRYBABY: Here is your winner, “The King Of Pro Wrestling” Maverick! "Kingslayer" by Bring Me The Horizon and BABYMETAL kicked up. The ring quickly filled up with garbage. The Citadel was pissed. Maverick stood up in the middle of the ring with his arms outstretched. Lightlooker got up from commentary and applauded The King Of Pro Wrestling but Maverick didn’t even look in his direction.

KASH: The fuck you mean you can’t be associated with me or my brand?

The scene opened up abruptly with Kasey pacing back and forth in his living room, Livewire Title on the couch as he continued to talk on the phone.

KASH: The FUUUCK do you mean that I’m not advertiser friendly? Cunt you’re LITERALLY shilling alcohol. Nah go fuck yourself.

Kash angrily hung up the phone, before looking over to his side.

KASH: How can that bitch Liz Karlson get a sponsorship but I’m not advertiser friendly. Can you fuckin’ believe this?

The camera panned to show someone we haven’t seen on OATH screens before, Elijah “JahJah” Kingston.

JAHJAH: I don’t get it either homie. You’re the one with the gold, not her.

KASH: That’s what I’m sayin! Fuck, what do they see in her that they don’t in me?

JAHJAH: I dunno man, maybe she’s more marketable? Like does she go around cuttin’ people open with light tubes and the rest of it?

KASH: Not to my knowledge… BUT AIN’T THAT JUST STRAIGHT UP DISCRIMINATION? Fuck, man. This is straight up bullshit.

JAHJAH: Listen Kase. You still got mad time for you to get one. Fuck shouldn’t you be more focused on this match with Liz Karlson, my G?

KASH: You REALLY think I should take her seriously?

JAHJAH: Listen, Kase. Seriously I need you to think about this for a second. Sure, you’ve gotten your first reward match up and ready, but if you REALLY wanna be the first double champ in OATH history you need to focus more, my guy. We want the Murk Squad to take over! Not just be another after thought.

Kasey thought about it for a second.

KASH: Yeah, you right. But look, homie. What we NEED is another way to get our message out there, a beer to rival the swill that’s bein’ pushed by Liz.

JahJah stood up and slapped Kasey on the back of his head.

JAHJAH: Listen to yourself, Kase. Seriously. Get ya shit together. This is a massive matchup for you and for this fuckin crew. We don’t need sponsors. We just need eachother. Fuckin hell man. You’re the fucking champ. Stop focusing on shit outside of ya fuckin match.

Kasey looked JahJah dead in the eyes.

KASH: You right, homie. Fuck these bitchass sponsors anyways. We don’t need them. We relevant without them. We don’t need them or their fuckin money. Ain’t nobody makin’ good alcohol these days anyways, man.

JAHJAH: Exactly Kasey! Now you gettin it! Now, what are we gonna do about this Liz situation?

Kasey looked at him and smiled, grabbing the Livewire title.

KASH: Same thing I’ve done since I won this title, beat the fuck outta her and move on to the next big thing. But this time by my next defence imma have two belts draped on my shoulders.

JAHJAH: Fuckin aye, Kasey.

KASH: Cause El D don’t stand a snowball's chance in hell at winning this match against me, even in his own backyard. Literally. Cause this whole stip is his idea. Time to go get me another belt to add to my collection… but first… it’s time to go put a bitch down.

With those words, Kasey and JahJah continued talking, and the scene faded to black.

• MAIN EVENT •

OATH LIVEWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES MATCH

Liz Karlson vs. Kasey Kash ©

LAST WEEK…

"Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck)” by Run The Jewels kicked up. The referee went to ask for the Livewire Title but the timekeeper didn’t have it. Liz Karlson did.

Karlson started to leave the ringside area, heading for the ramp. Kash spotted this and was quick to get out of the ring to pursue her. Once he caught up to her, he grabbed the dangling strap and that got Liz’s attention.

KASH: Fuck you doing cunt? This is mine!

KARLSON: ...can I have it?

KASH: NO! It’s MINE!

KARLSON: Uggghhh fine.

It looked like The Brick Shithouse was going to hand over the title but instead she drilled Kasey in the face with it! The Livewire Champion dropped and Liz lobbed the belt onto his prone body. She staggered away up the ramp as Livewire 20 came to a close.

It was time for the main event and the crowd was HYPED. Liz Karlson made her entrance first, slapping hands with some of the fans as she approached the ring, hurling herself over the top rope and rolling to a kneeling position in the center, waiting for the Livewire Champion to make his entrance.

O’NEIL: A little strange to see Liz embrace the fans like that.

VALERIE: She’s probably a little lubricated.

The Livewire Champion, “The Resident Asshole” Kasey Kash was out next, coming out to the theme all of the OATH fans hated hearing at this point. JahJah was at Kasey's side but before they went down the ramp, Kash gestured for him to go back through the curtain. JahJah offered no protest, he bailed. Kasey was not sporting the gear we’re familiar with, instead coming out with black and white tights, no Murk Squad by his side, focused.

Kash enters the ring and hands the belt to the official who raised it, before handing it to the timekeeper, Kasey took his eyes off Liz for just a second and that proved to be a mistake. Liz caught him with a shotgun dropkick that sent Kasey flying into the corner, followed by a flurry of chops and forearms, putting the champ on the backfoot already. Kasey tried to cover up but it did little to nothing. Kash eventually did the smart thing and rolled out of the ring, getting himself a breather.

O’NEIL: The champion has been rocked early!

VALERIE: Liquid courage seems to have inspired Liz to go all in.

Kasey didn’t see that Liz followed him to the outside. What Liz didn’t see coming however was a spinning backfist from Kasey, followed up with the Fuck You and All Your Friends (Ripcord Bicycle Knee) which sent her down onto the floor. Kasey smiled, before going over to the ring, pulling out his favourite “toy”... a bundle of light tubes.

O’NEIL: You can’t just wrestle eh Kasey?

KASEY: This is wrestling cunt.

While Kasey and May O’Neil were arguing about the use of Light Tubes, Liz started getting to her feet, Kasey turned around and went to swing the bundle at her but Liz managed to get out the way! She kicked Kasey in the gut, grabs the bundle from his hands, AND SMASHED IT OVER HIS HEAD!

VALERIE: Oh Miss Mary!

Kasey dropped and starts bleeding almost instantly, blood covering his tattooed face. The Resident Asshole found himself in a bad place here as Liz took it back to him, throwing him back into the ring. Kasey was dripping blood from the multitude of cuts on his head. Liz picked him up and went to throw him off the ropes but Kasey just collapsed before he could reach the ropes.

Kash pulled himself up as the ref came over and asked if he could continue. Kasey responded in kind.

KASH: FUCK OFF, CUNT!

Kash then tried to run at Liz, who just caught him and absolutely nailed him with the Spin Cycle (Spin-Out Spinebuster with a pin), 1..2..! A veeeeeeery close two count there.

Liz picked Kasey up, kinda shocked he was still in this match. She sent him into the corner and Kasey just flies out through the middle and top rope, crashing back first into the ringpost before falling to the floor in a crumpled heap.

VALERIE: I do not believe that we have seen Kasey take this much punishment since becoming Livewire Champion.

O’NEIL: It’s amazing what can happen when he doesn’t have back up.

Kasey struggled to get back to his feet. This is the worst state we’ve seen him in since he won the Livewire Title as stated by Valerie. Kasey was just a mess, and Liz was taking full advantage of this, throwing him head first into the ringpost on the outside. She looked at the corner of the ring and smiled. She pulled the apron up and started to look under the ring for something, before coming back up with a box cutter.

She looked at Kasey, then back at the ring, then cut the rope holding the canvas on the ring.

O’NEIL: What the hell does The Brick Shithouse have planned here?

VALERIE: I know that there are relaxed rules here on Livewire but Mr. Barlow may want to consider putting a stop to this.

O’NEIL: If he’s even watching…

Liz got back into the ring and pulled the canvas up, exposing the boards that were under it. She then went over towards where Kasey was before getting absolutely NAILED with a steel chair shot to the face from the outside!

Kasey looked under the ring and pulled out a couple of things, a steel chair, a barbed wire chair, ANOTHER bundle of tubes… and a pane of glass. Sliding each of those into the ring before getting back in himself. He ripped the canvas back more before he back to work on Liz, hitting her over and over again with the steel chair, bending the top of it over her body.

O’NEIL: This is what the Livewire Title means. Fuck anyone who looks down on this brand and this championship because this is a goddamn war.

VALERIE: That might be an understatement.

Kasey threw the chair out of the ring, fired up. He wiped the blood off his face and smeared it across his chest.

KASH: YOU WANTED A FUCKIN’ WAR, CUNT? NOW YOU GOT ONE!

Kasey covered Liz. 1..2..! Kasey then sat up and looked around at the batch of weapons he put into the ring, before going to the ref.

KASH: Listen here, dickhead. I KNOW the rules are relaxed. But if you even THINK about calling a DQ cause of this, I will fucking kill you.

He walked away from the ref who, fearing for his life, went back to the corner of the ring, not even wanting to go near Kasey now. The camera panned to the corner where we could see what Kasey had set up, he propped the glass pane in the corner, obviously looking to throw Liz through it. But he doesn’t see her back on her feet already charging at him! Kasey noticed at the last second and moved.

Liz stopped herself and looked at the glass, before looking back at the last second to see Kasey sprinting towards her, but she catches him with an overhead belly to belly suplex, sending both of them through the glass!

“HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!”

The Brick Shithouse was the first one up, followed closely by Kasey… when suddenly Liz got dragged out of the ring by Tyler Fucking Matthews and SWITCHBLXDE, the Murk Squad members quickly start putting the boots to her!

O’NEIL: Oh come on. This is fucking ridiculous.

VALERIE: The Murk Squad refuses to give up the Livewire Title.

Kasey went to the outside and got in their faces. Screaming at them.

KASH: We are NOT doing it like this today! Aight? WE are doing this LEGIT! Go to the back, Fuck sakes, man.

Tyler and Switch shared a look, looking at eachother, then back at Kasey, just putting their arms up, walking out of the match, giving one last look back at Kash, who just told them to fuck off.

O’NEIL: I guess Kasey wants to do this himself. Color me shocked.

VALERIE: He has been an incredible champion and he wants to continue being an incredible champion on his own merit!

Kasey threw Liz back into the ring, sliding in after her, he looked over at the barbed wire wrapped steel chair and smiled. Kash set her up and placed the chair in front of her face, before quickly shooting off the ropes and nailing her and the chair with Going The Distance (Lash Shot)!

1...2...3-KICKOUT!

Kasey was in shock, he couldn’t remember the last time anyone had kicked out of that. He genuinely had no idea what to do now other than hook the leg again, but the same result, 1..2..! Kasey went to the corner and just sat there, head in his hands as he looked at the lifeless body of Liz Karlson.

O’NEIL: What is it going to take Dandy?

VALERIE: Murder. Only answer.

Kasey called for Liz to get up again, she slowly crawled to her knees and Kasey charged in for it a second time, BUT LIZ CAUGHT HIM INTO A ROLL UP!

1...2...KICKOUT!

Kasey got the shoulder up at the last second. The fans were fully invested in this matchup now. Both competitors were bleeding, both had put their bodies through hell. Liz went into the corner to tried and catch a break but Kash just nailed her with a step up bicycle knee which sent her for a loop. He then put her on the top rope and followed closely behind. He threw her arm over his shoulder and leaped! Sending them BOTH crashing down onto the boards with the Crash Landing (Top Rope Spanish Fly)! But Kasey wasn’t done, he looked at her, then back to the top rope, then back at her, before pulling himself up to the top.

VALERIE: I feel like we have seen it all in this match. But Kasey appears to have one more trick in his bag.

Kasey took a deep breath, looked out at the crowd, then back down at Liz, who hasn’t moved since landing on the boards and broken glass. Kasey leaped looking to nail her with the Red Light (Inverted Phoenix Splash)!

“OHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

But Liz moved out the way! Kasey landed HARD on the boards and broken glass. We can see Liz now sat on the bottom turnbuckle as Kasey laid there in the mess of glass, it took him a second but he picked himself up, he looked around for something he can use as a support and grabbed the light tubes.

As Kasey gets to his knees he rests his head against the tubes… AS LIZ NAILED HIM WITH THE 3xF++ (Step Up Knee to the Temple) THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES! Kasey fell quickly and Liz shot for the cover, hooking both legs.

1...2...3!

The Citadel lost their fucking marbles as the ref called for the bell! We had a new Livewire Champion! Liz couldn’t believe it at first, until the referee came over and handed her the title.

CRYBABY: Here is your winner and NEW OATH Pro Wrestling Livewire Champion, “The Brick Shithouse” Liz Karlson!

Liz was celebrating the win, we could see Kasey starting to stir now, pulling himself to the ropes to bring himself back to his feet. Liz looked over to see Kasey looking at her, he stumbled forward towards her.

Kash just stared at her, then at the Livewire title she was currently holding. Kash give her a nod of respect and rolled out the ring, giving Liz her moment as Livewire 21 came to an end.

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Results: • Jenna Sharpe def. Annie Lapalm

• Switchblxde def. Cassidy Kane

• All Eyez On Us vs. The Dominion was a No Contest

• Maverick def. AJ Jenkynx

• Liz Karlson def. Kasey Kash; New Livewire Champion